![]() 11/07/2015 at 21:11 • Filed to: I'm so glad I'm married | ![]() | ![]() |
And whenever she tells my wife and me that she has a date, I send her pictures like this:
Be safe out there, y’all.
![]() 11/07/2015 at 21:13 |
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Weird, why would you send her pics of nipples for baby bottles?
![]() 11/07/2015 at 21:15 |
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Ooh, candy!
![]() 11/07/2015 at 21:18 |
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Imagine handing them out during Halloween. You’d be the talk of the neighborhood.
![]() 11/07/2015 at 21:23 |
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Condoms freak me out. Not using them, but I used to wake up in a cold sweat with the thought “ holy shit what if it was defective holy hell my entire life and future would be ruined ”
Thankfully my girlfriend started birth control. I sleep easier now. More protection = better protection.
![]() 11/07/2015 at 21:28 |
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Meh.
![]() 11/07/2015 at 21:35 |
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Dude, my daughter’s 19 1/2. Don’t speak of such things..=(
![]() 11/07/2015 at 21:37 |
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I’m 12 and what is this???
![]() 11/07/2015 at 21:53 |
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Candy.
![]() 11/07/2015 at 22:04 |
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TL;DR: nipples
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Ok, while I admit I’m glad I don’t have to mess with them anymore (married), I always thought the “I can’t feel anything” line that guys love to use was crap. It always felt like fuckin’ to me.
![]() 11/07/2015 at 22:45 |
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Equally effective.
![]() 11/07/2015 at 22:51 |
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Ribbed for her pleasure, I turn them inside out.
![]() 11/07/2015 at 23:14 |
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Is that your way of reminding her that baking soda and vinegar balloons are fun?
EDIT: Why in the bloody hell is it so hard to find a proper YouTube video of baking soda & vinegar balloons? My post is pointless now, move along....
![]() 11/07/2015 at 23:38 |
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Yeah...no.
![]() 11/08/2015 at 00:04 |
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Guess I must just be better at it, then.
![]() 11/08/2015 at 07:19 |
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Then it’s probably already happened
![]() 11/08/2015 at 07:58 |
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If it feels the same to your partner whether or not you have a condom on, then no, you aren't.
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![]() 11/08/2015 at 11:03 |
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God I remember this episode. As a kid there was a scene where someone put nipples on there knees and it freaked me out.
![]() 11/08/2015 at 11:21 |
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Yeah, that creeped me out too. It was the guy that was always in a bathrobe.
![]() 11/08/2015 at 15:06 |
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I know, she’s going on 1 year with her boyfriend. I’m not a moron. I’m not in denial. I just don’t want to think about it.
![]() 11/08/2015 at 19:25 |
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You do realize that comdoms are more effective than birth control pills? You really should be using them both.
![]() 11/08/2015 at 19:41 |
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That’s what I meant. Been using both. Makes me sleep a lot easier
![]() 11/08/2015 at 21:09 |
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Good! I couldn’t tell from the way you worded your comment, so I thought I should say something. You’re a lot more responsible and forward thinking than most dudes your age.
![]() 11/08/2015 at 21:29 |
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Girlfriend and I both adamantly agree we never want children, so we do all we can to ensure that remains the case. I’m not sure her reasons, and I don’t believe she’s aware of mine (medical, also money). I’ve considered a vasectomy but don’t have the balls (heh) to go through with it yet.
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You’re a bit young for that! You never know where life will take you. I’m not saying you will change your mind or you should change your mind, just don’t close any doors yet.
I can’t even begin to describe how much I changed from age 20 to age 30, it’s crazy. I’ve got a couple kids now, so I’m fixin’ (heh) to get a vacectomy.
![]() 11/08/2015 at 22:35 |
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Well, my reasoning behind not wanting kids is mostly medical. My genetics are a bit screwed and a brief look at my family history would show that any kid of mine has a fairly good chance of ending up even more messed up than I was, and I don’t want to put anybody through that crap.
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Understood.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
#rekt